Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
talking to ur crush like
not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me
Emptying a steamy dishwasher. Pouring out a hot pan of water. Rain. Sand. Random scratches that just appear in your vision.
*carves pumpkin into a dildo for Halloween*
if someone asks what college is like you show them this
I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.
steal her look: spooky pumpkin:
- gucci women’s black stretch suede legging $1850
- saint laurent classic turtleneck sweater in black cashmere with black suede elbow patches $1490
- pumpkin $3
i’m fluent in talking shit
when u at a concert & ur favorite band member looks u in the eye
Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.