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jail:

me when i found out that mike ‘the situation’ sorrentino from jersey shore is facing ten years in prison for tax evasion

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me beginning of day: I am going to shower wash my hair exfoliate moisturise drink 2 litres of water eat lots of fruit and vegetables do the laundry and dishes read a book pet a dog help the homeless donate to cancer and finish all my work
me end of the day: still in bed rotting away

liquidglue:

when u make a really good pun

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spooky-gloria-mott:

when you’re feeling really thirsty and u gotta stop yourselfimage

rgnamills:

"do not talk about the test with friends or online"

rgnamills:

"do not talk about the test with friends or online"

(Source: oggingee)

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malicious-melons:

“Every kiss begins with k” I whisper as I read the one letter reply from my crush

alienisolation:

American Horror Story: They Might Be Dead But Who Fucking Knows Anymore

(Source: mohicaaa)